So today is the magic date: our due date. There hasn’t been much magic so far.
If you hear a twiddling sound, it’s the sound of the two of us twiddling our fingers while we wait for the magic. Come to think of it, I’m not sure what twiddling sounds like. It doesn’t make much of a sound even when you’re right nearby. Guess that means you probably won’t hear it. Oh well, you’ll just have to take our word for it.