I guess I’m attached enough to my homeland to make sure to read Canadian news regularly. Several weeks back, I pointed out some interesting news from Saskatchewan, where some trouble-makers stole some heavy machinery and wreaked havoc on the otherwise peaceful Saskatchewan countryside. Today I draw your attention to a Manitoban story.
A policeman in Killarney was trying to chase down a pickup truck. The truck turned onto a field. The policeman followed. The truck disappeared over the top of a hill. The policeman slowed down, because he didn’t know what was on the other side. Apparently, the escaping miscreants didn’t bother to do the same. When the policeman came over the hill, he saw the truck mired in the middle of a lagoon of hog-manure. The “shit-disturbers” had nowhere to go but back to the waiting officer who then had to transport them back to the station in his cruiser. (The pun was intended–I’m pretty proud of it.) I wonder if anyone was able to get the smell out of the cruiser afterward?
now there’s a good reason for more hog farms! 🙂