Want to Earn Some Money?

I’m about ready to be done with grad school, but I have a small problem: I don’t have a completed dissertation yet. That’s why I’m looking to subcontract. Anyone want to earn some money by writing my dissertation for me? If so, send me a sample of your work. Perhaps you already have some composed dissertations lying around and are wondering if one of them would be suitable. I’m looking for something that’s about 100-150 pages in length and explores one or more of the following topics: reflexive and self-locating thought, awareness of the self, or the metaphysics and ontology of the self.

4 thoughts on “Want to Earn Some Money?”

  1. I have to buy a dictionary and a thesaurus, then I will get right on it. Oh, by the way, I will need to negotiate a price.

  2. Regarding the pay:

    Given that the family of three is soon to be a family of four, and given that, when Pam quits her job to have and look after the baby, we’ll be trying to survive on my salary, which is right about at poverty-line levels, not much. Sigh. I can see this subcontracting thing isn’t going to work out. Guess I’ll just have to write it myself.

  3. Crap… I was hoping you’d let me ascribe to you crazy things about what you know about yourself.

    You are writing on de se knowledge right? Or have things changed?

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